We were so tired after returning home yesterday afternoon from Eugene, we both fell asleep on the sofa. Very unusual for us. And not for a little cat nap either. We slept for 90 minutes! (I blame our exhaustion on sitting in the sun for three hours at the track meet.) Anyway, when we woke up, it was 7p and we both felt so groggy.
I ventured into the kitchen to prepare dinner. I had planned to prepare Sausage & Kale Dinner Tart from My Pantry Shelf, but in my fuzzy state, the thought of preparing a pie crust, a savory filling and then baking the tart, was just a bit more than I could handle at the late hour.
Plan B: sauteed Italian chicken sausage, kale, onion and basil - tossed with penne - and a Caesar Salad on the side. Including time to boil the water, the entire delicious repast was on the table in less than 30 minutes. (Of course, we watched the Pre Classic track meet again - via our DVR - after dinner.)

My impromptu cooking last night left me with an unused carton of ricotta. The only things in the veggie bin were a little broccolini, two stems of basil and an onion. I also found a little shredded mozzarella that needed to be used pronto or tossed. Time to be creative or time to go to the grocer. I am lazy. Pizza?
Since I am so lazy, yet so organized, lately I have been making a pizza dough that brews away all day on the counter:
1 cup room-temperature (non-chlorinated, i.e. "bottled") water
½ teaspoon Kosher salt
½ teaspoon dry yeast
3 Tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
2 cups of all-purpose white flour
The water, salt, yeast and olive are whisked together in a large glass bowl, and then I use a rubber spatula to stir/knead-in the flour. The bowl is covered and the dough slowly rises all day. Today I made the dough at about ten o'clock.
If you are even lazier than me - use a store-bought dough. Grab a package from Trader Joe's - or buy some from your local pizza joint.


That was a lot of work and I hadn't even made the pizza yet! Wouldn't most sane people just order a pizza to be delivered to their house? That would have been a good idea, except we live so far from civilization the only companies who deliver are the post office, FedEx and UPS.
By 6p, the pizza dough is really puffy. I dusted a sheet of parchment paper with flour and, using a spatula, turned the dough out onto the floured parchment paper. Why do I do this? Read above. I am lazy. Plus, I have a really hard time getting pizza dough off my wooden pizza peel and onto a hot pizza stone in the oven. So, I cheat.


This pizza dough recipe will make enough for two thin 10-inch pizzas, or one 16-inch thin crust pizza or one fairly-bready 12-incher. I am too cheap to heat two ovens and far too lazy to make two pizzas, so I made one 12 inch pizza. A key step in making a pizza is to put the un-dressed dough in the hot oven for about five minutes before topping the dough with your desired toppings. (If you don't have a pizza stone, use a 450 degree oven and slide the dough/parchment paper onto a heavy baking sheet.)
After five minutes, take the partially-baked pizza dough out of the oven and QUICKLY brush the top with olive oil or red sauce - and then top the pizza with ROOM TEMPERATURE toppings of your choice.



Maybe you don't want a broccolini and ricotta pizza with caramelized onions. Who could blame you? Maybe you want pepperoni. Go for it. Hopefully you can use a few of the techniques and tips provided here to make a better pizza.

Until my next update, I remain, your "I need to go to the grocer" correspondent.