Indio, California: After our late-night cocktail party, boat ride and basketball game yesterday, it was difficult to drag myself out of bed this morning. Plus, it was so windy overnight, we didn't get a lot of sleep. We woke this morning to no wind and beautiful blue skies... and our neighbor's patio umbrella laying in the middle of the lawn outside our motorhome. Like a harpoon, the umbrella was pulled by the wind from the stand in the middle of their outdoor dining table and sent flying twenty feet!
Be careful out there, people!
I dragged myself 2 miles around the RV resort and came home to learn I have a stalker. Luckily I snagged this photo away from the paparazzi DT before it ended up on Perez.
Who is that mystery woman old fat broad hot babe jogging in the Motorcoach Country Club?I may be old and I may be fat, but look at the soles of my running shoes:

My beloved NIKE Lunar Trainers. Dead. I killed them. I adored these shoes, but alas, they are no longer manufactured. Next I will be destroying a dandy little pair of NIKE Pegasus 27's.Pegasus: prepare to die!
We went to Taqueria Guerrero for lunch. We did not remember about Taco Thursday (not to be confused with Taco Tuesday) where tacos are only 99¢ all day! Okay, so we had to wait fifteen minutes due to the large crowds of frugal diners...
My $1.98 lunch - two soft-shell chicken tacos - which included a basket of chips and lip-numbing hot sauce. Truly delicious. Real food.Which so inspires me that Taqueria Guerrero had enough chutzpah to open their restaurant across the parking lot from a Taco Bell. Why anyone would go to Taco Bell when real tacos are only steps away? (PS: Did you read this about Taco Bell?)
Think outside the border.
After healthy exercise and a healthy lunch, we ruined all our efforts by going to The Beer Hunter to watch the Arizona-Duke game at 6p. There is nothing healthy (in any way) to eat at The Beer Hunter - just burgers, sandwiches and a large assortment of deep-fat-fried foods. It is good to know beer is still fat free!
Nah, I did not order the PBR, but thought you would all enjoy the lovely sign - in a Heineken holder.I had Duke picked to win in my bracket tonight. My mistake. After all the years following the A-10 game-by-game (14 now), I surely should know to never ever ever ever discount the brilliance that is Sean Miller. The X-Men broke my (George Washington University) heart countless times. Now that Sean Miller is coaching in the Pac-10, this is one bracket loss I am happy to accept. GO WILDCATS!
Until my next update, I remain, your 50-percent-tonight correspondent.
RV Park: Motorcoach Country Club. Without a doubt (to me - and don't forget, it's my website) the finest RV Resort in The World. Every available amenity. Golf, tennis courts, 3 pools, 3 spas, bathhouses, 2 laundries, fitness center, club houses, restaurant, bar, gated security, 2-mile waterway and wifi.